"Apasal Siti Nurhaliza tak korek hidung pakai jari nie? *helds up index finger*
"Pasal dier suke korek pakai jari laen?"
*shakes head*
"Pasal dier memang tak korek hidung nye orang?"
*shakes head*
"Pasal dier punyer pasal ah."
*stiffles laughters and shakes head*
"Aku tak tau lah sak! Apasal?"
*smiles irritatingly* "Pasal nie jari aku lah, bodoh."

When i'm dead tired-hungry plus feeling like i'm gonna sink in anyone's lap and fall asleep, i don't really laugh or even try to. No matter how funny the situation at the moment is, all i'll do is offer a tired smile. But i gotta admit that crankiness at 4am in the morning mixed with Azri Ali's corky jokes, it's the remedy to get me laughing despite the drowsiness i'm feeling. If i had a hat, i would take it off to Azri. But unfortunately, i don't wear hats, nor do i wear caps or any other item you cover your head with. I do wear helmets though. Okay then, i'll take off my helmet to you, dude. Cheers.

I'm being a little racist to my non-malay readers, am i not? So here's a little translation to you nice people who are nice enough to drop by my little nice blog and read my super nice entries.

"Why didn't Siti Nurhaliza dig her nose using this index finger?" *helds up index finger*
Answers from me and the riders:
"Because she liked her other fingers better?"
"Because she never dig her nose before anyway?"
"Because that's her damn problem lah she want to dig her nose using what finger."
Upon reaching this part of the whole conversation, Azri was already trying to fight off a fit of giggles. His answer finally?
"Because this is my finger, stupid."

I think Ali's sons are all funny and cute; especially my darling Azfar. But i still prefer Ahmad's eldest son though. =) Nobody beats him and nobody tops him. Nobody at all. Totally irreplaceable. And i could go on and on and on, if only i was certain you wouldn't puke all over the desktop. But i won't take the risk. So if you really wanna noe now much i love my boyfriend, feel free to drop me an sms. Each sms cost 5 cents and users below 18 yrs old, please get consent from parents. Thank you darlas.

Fridays and Saturdays are my closing shifts. Plus my off day on Sunday, it had only been three days since i last worked with my openers. And already, i'm missing them truckloads. My favourite pair of cousins and little miss fairy; i'm looking forward to seeing their antics at work again. It's not helping that as days pass, i'm hating my boss more and more. But that's okay, i've got my beanies to compensate for it all. Wished Nad and Sab would work often, though. Cafe's no life either, without them girls.

So anyway, tell me. If you eat durian and out come the seeds, what would you get out of a pineapple?

"Spongebob Squarepants lah sey! Dier kan live in a pineapple right under the sea."