"Nothing is impossible."
"Oh yea? Try eating a barbie doll."

I find this disturbingly hilarious. What if you've got some egoistic male-chauvinist pig who's always up to prove a point and he really went chewing off Barbie's head? Now that would be interesting, no?

And while still trying to find a little amazement and amusement in this mundane life of mine, i'm brought back to last year's Christmas as Shaw. It's interesting to note how last Christmas i longed to be back at my ex-store, while just yesterday, i felt the Christmas season livened up in Downtown East itself. For the later part of the night...with illegal songs repeating, and crazy usual late-night hours again, it really feels like the season to be jiggly. =)

Now we're busy preparing for the war on the 31st, stocking up things as though Singapore has winter, assigning stations to each and every beanie (something we've never really done.) So Merry Christmas and a happy new year to all.

And if you feel like having some reflections on life and is in again one of your 'chicken-soup-for-the-soul' moments, you can go ahead and watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCBjwtN7xgA

If i had a gun, i'd have shoot that girl down.

But then again, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinions, right? So in MY opinion, that is totally uncalled for. I've experienced breaking up in the middle of the road okay, and i don't go screaming at the side of the road, to the jerk in question, as though i paid 20 road taxes, alright. Sure you're emotionally disturbed during that time, but get a hold of your head and don't blow it off, man.

At least not in public. It's some kind of pollution to the eyes and environment too, ya know.

To the guy over the phone - you deserved all that pukimak, sial and every other things she called you, you dickhead. Do yourself a favor, and jump off a cliff please.

To the girl - he's a jerk. We all know that. So don't stoop to his level, don't lose your senses over someone not worth it, keep your head cool so he'd feel worse than you do and please, please, on behalf of all the people in that cabin, SHUT UP.

To the girl's friend - TAK TAU NAK SUMBAT TISSUE DALAM MULUT DIER KAPER? Or atleast hit the emergency brakes or something. Honestly.